I speak from vast experience...
1) You wake up late for work / wake up thinking it's Saturday.
2) You sit down and stare at the screen blankly.
3) Make retarded mistakes on huge transfers (oh just 32 tons worth of material thats not supposed to be there yet but was transferred in on the ERP).
4) Think of donuts downstairs instead of deadlines.
5) Can't stop thinking of what you're going to do after you get off.
6) Need more sleep! (nuff said?)
7) Chat up with co-workers 15 mins after you just turned on the computer.
8) Too lazy to do anything (like get a bowl for your cereal so u just dump it into your glass of milk and try to drink it).
9) You meet another co-worker say hi and both sigh and slump at the same time and both utter "umm... yeah" at the same time, you know you have an epidemic on your hands (or at least your floor).
10) Your co-workers want to get plastered after work.
11) I'm posting crap here.
12) Ate way too much for lunch.
Honorable mentions: Trance and Metal have no effect on you. Sugar and Caffeine have no effect on you. You see a friend go through 4 boxes of cereal, a bagel, and 2 donuts in the morning.
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