Well since I am a woefully single overly kind and humble (but commited) geek, I am not very good on pick up lines (heck I think the act of picking up itself would creep a girl out).
BUT!
I have just ran across some A-Class hilarious ones.
Allow me to share (and no I was not looking for pick up line examples - ran across them by chance. Psh... :p ) (and no, they do not represent my perception towards woman - try me :p ).
"you must wash your clothes in windex, cause I can see myself in your pants"
"Hi. I'm Barack Obama. What's your name?"
"Hi. I'm Michael Phelps. What's your name?"
"So, how do you like your eggs?............ Fertilized"
"Excuse me. Do you know how much a walrus weighs? No? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Barack Obama. What are you listening to?"
"Hey do you like potato chips? I am Fri-To-Lay!" <-- BAHAHAHAHA
" Girl your father must have been a baker because your buuns are driveing me crazy".
" Hi, I can lick my forehead"
"whats your myspace?"
Umm... Yeah....
1 comment:
Source.
Yeah.
I never said they were mine. :)
Though do you google pick up lines though?
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