Top 11
Ways Sony Plans to Celebrate Their Blu-Ray Victory
11. Add rootkit code to all Blu-Ray DVDs.
10. Send solid gold fruit basket to Time Warner.
9. Change name of Blu-Ray to something more meaningful. Like HD-DVD.
8. Get unused "Victory for Betamax" banners out of storage. Edit them for the party.
7. Call guys at Toshiba, and play Beck's "Loser" over the phone.
6. Watch Rising Sun on their HD-DVD player.
5. Release next generation of Higher-Definition video.
4. Get T-shirts printed up that say, "The HD stands for Hopeless Despair" and send them to engineers at Toshiba.
3. Raise price on Playstation 3 by $100.
2. Release Gigli on Blu-Ray.
1. Savor the brief moment of victory, while preparing for the next embarrassing defeat.
Number 2 is just hilarious.
FYI, The film received six Razzies in the 2003 Golden Raspberry Awards – Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Screen Couple.
(excerpt from wikipedia). Just to clear things up right away, I have never seen this putrid movie (somethings you just learn to take on faith I guess).
I got quite a kick outta Number 11 as well.
Holy crap I have not had a good laugh like this in a while. A really good change in an otherwise shitty shitty week (and gets shittier by the minute - for reals). I will buy someone dinner if something good comes of this week. And ice cream.
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